“The curry’s done, so let’s head to the refugee camp and start serving!”
““Yes!””
Using Greater Teleportation, I moved to the refugee camp.
If I brought food to everyone who was hungry, I expected chaos.
Especially that noble… what was his name again?
Sai… Saika… Count Saiaku, he was being noisy about something, wasn’t he?
“Huh? Everyone’s lined up quietly.”
The refugees were neatly lined up in a queue.
“Mika-rin-sama!”
Rita and the members of the Twilight Dragon came over to me.
“Rita, what’s going on? Everyone’s lined up quietly.”
“Licia-sama instructed us well in advance. She told us to have the refugees lined up before the food was ready.”
L, Licia-chan…!
What an accomplished girl!
I picked up Licia-chan and spun her around.
My daughter had a happy smile on her face.
“Even though Licia is Mika’s daughter, she’s really reliable, isn’t she?”
“We’re not related by blood, here.”
“Ah… I see. I understand completely…”
Seira-chan and Luciel, aren’t they being a little harsh on me lately…?
Well, it’s true that Licia-chan is more reliable than me, so I can’t say anything back.
“Okay… let’s eat, everyone!”
““Yeah!””
Tomato-kun and the other Vessel Familiars set up the tables.
They quickly prepared for the food distribution.
“It’s curry!” “It smells so good!” “It smells amazing!” “I can’t wait!”
…Oh?
“Hey, Rita.”
“What is it, Mika-rin-sama?”
“Where’s that Count who was making a fuss earlier?”
I couldn’t see the guy who was apparently making a ruckus until just now.
“Ah, well… now that you mention it, he’s not here.”
“Now that you mention it…? Huh, you didn’t notice?”
“Yes, there are so many people. He must have gotten angry that the food wasn’t coming out and moved somewhere else, don’t you think?”
Hmm…?
He’s hungry, would he really move somewhere else…?
“Uwooooooo!”
A scream came from the front of the line. What’s going on? Trouble?
“It’s so goooooood!”
It was a happy scream. Oh, good.
The refugees were shouting as they ate the curry I made with Seira-chan’s spices.
“It’s spicy but so good!” “It’s rich and delicious!” “Look! There are such big potatoes and carrots in it!” “Delicious! It’s too delicious!”
I’m glad they liked it.
“There are plenty of refills, and we’re making more right now, so everyone, eat as much as you want!”
““““Uwooooo! God!””””
Huh?
Why do they know my true identity is a God…?
This is bad… what should I do… if they find out…
“No, that ‘God’ is probably just a term of praise. Don’t worry, they haven’t noticed.”
“Oh, right, you’re right…”
“Mika God, haven’t you been thinking a little more like a God lately…?”
Luciel pointed out.
No way.
“That’s not…”
“Because just now, you thought they might have found out you were a God, didn’t you?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s not how a human would think. A normal human wouldn’t think about whether they’ve been found out to be a God or not.”
“Y, you’re right…!”
Eh, does that mean I’m becoming a God in both body and mind?
Eh. Scary…
“I want to stay a normal human…”
“Mika God, you’re already beyond human. It’s too late.”
“It’s too late, is it… I see…”
Well, whatever.
There’s nothing I can do about it…!
Thanks to the manpower of the Vegetable Familiars (Vessel Bodies), the curry was being supplied to the many refugees.
“It’s really delicious!”
“It’s so warm and wonderful!”
“Apple. Honey. Vermont. Curry. Of course. Vermont.”
The children were happily eating the curry. Yes, yes, the children’s smiles are the best.
“H-hey… Mika! C-can you come here for a sec!?”
“Hm? What’s wrong, Seira-chan?”
Seira-chan pulled my hand forcefully.
We came to where Tomato-kun was.
Tomato-kun was standing in front of a pot, stirring it with a ladle.
“This!? What is this!?”
“This? Which one?”
“That!”
Seira-chan pointed to the portable gas stove.
The kind you can buy normally at KAMIZON (or Amaz●n).
“This?”
“This… it’s not a Magic Stove, is it!?”
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“Magic Stove”
→ One of the Magic Tools. A stove that uses Fire Magic Stones. An essential item for travel, but expensive because Magic Stones are difficult to process.
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“No, it’s a normal stove.”
“A normal stove? What’s normal!?”
“Well, it’s a gas stove…”
“Gas!? Stove!? What’s the mechanism!?”
I explained it simply.
It releases gas, and uses that to make fire.
“I, I, I can’t believe it…!”
“Eh? What is it?”
“That an item using such advanced technology exists!”
Advanced technology?
Is it?
“Isn’t it normal?”
“It’s not normal! It’s an amazing invention…! Did… did you make this too?”
It seems that in Seira-chan’s mind, amazing things = things I made.
“No, I bought it.”
“A commercial product!? It’s commercially available!? Such an advanced item!?”
“Yeah. In the real world.”
“…………?????”
Seira-chan looked confused.
“…………” Tap tap.
“Hm? What is it, Tomato-kun?”
“…………” Point!
Tomato-kun pointed to a huge rice cooker, like the ones used in school cafeterias.
Ah.
“The rice is gone, huh? It’s okay, ■(Box), come here.”
The Vegetable Familiars brought a new rice cooker with a “wase wase” sound.
When it was opened, it was full of steaming hot rice.
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“Mika God. That last one really cranked up the counter. Let’s steadily pay it back… okay?”
“Y-yes…”
I ended up demonstrating a nose curry, rather than a nose-spit.
“No way!” “Amazing!” “That person ate curry from their nose!?”
“A comedian? Like a laugh riot hit parade?”