Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 155

The Land of Gods, Ende. That’s the name of the country I rule.
…And the moment I named it, the mountain where I lived… the Dragon Vein Area, is somehow flying in the sky!?

“Ooh! Amazing!”
“A mountain flying in the sky!”
“That’s truly a floating island!”
“A place befitting a God to reside!”

The people of the Empire are just accepting it normally….
“Hey, everyone! Aren’t you taking this too lightly!?”

Luciel interjects after a long time.

“A mountain is flying in the sky, you know!?”
“”””Eh, so?””””

“So!? That’s weird, right!?”
“”””Eh, is it…?””””

“No good…! They’re all Mika believers…!”

What’s with the Mika believer thing…?

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Sinri: Mika Believer
→ An abbreviation for those who believe in Mika God. Because they are believers, they turn a blind eye to some strange things.
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Some…?

“What part of this is ‘some’!?” A mountain is flying!? What even is the evolution of nature!?”
“Now, now, Luciel. Calm down…”

Seira is calming Luciel down.
Oberon, too… was staring wide-eyed at the island floating in the sky.

“I, once… heard of a flying mountain called [Golden Turtle Island] among the paradises…”
“Hee… a paradise.”

So, there’s a flying mountain in a place where immortals live, huh?

“So, you see, well… a place where Gods live… even if it’s flying in the sky… right…?”
“No, no! First of all, if something like that is flying in the sky, it’ll be a nuisance, won’t it!? It’s pitch black under there!?”

True. I might get sued for infringing on sunlight rights….

“First of all, what’s the power source for such a large island flying in the sky!?”

Luciel grills me.
I… nod.

“That’s right, that’s right—what’s the power source?”
“That’s why…! Why…! Is the source of all this trouble on our side!?”

Seriously, that’s the point.

“W-Well, for now, how about… we go take a look? Okay?”
“Haa… haa…”

I decided to leave Sho and the others behind and head to the floating island first.

“I’ll use Greater Teleportation now…”

Just as I was about to teleport, my body started to glow.
Before I knew it, I had teleported in front of the Log House.
“Huh?”
『『Onee-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!』』

Feruta & Feruco charged at me.
I was knocked down by the fluffy twins (though they’re triplets).

I was being mobbed by Feruta and the others, getting all fluffy and licked.

“I’m, I’m back… hey, you guys. Are you okay?”
『What do you mean?』
『What do you mean by okay…?』

It seems Feruta and the others haven’t noticed…?

“Felmaa, Fubuki, are you there?”

Zan, the two of them teleported in front of me. Oh my.

“When did you learn to teleport…?”

Then Felmaa (in human form) puffed out her chest.
“I just imagined it and I could do it!”
“Me too. I don’t know why I can do it, though…”

When you don’t know, use the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet).

“Hey, Sinri. Can you explain this ridiculous situation already?”

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Sinri: Now gaming
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Gaming…?
Is that guy playing games…?
Seriously….

“I need to go complain a little…”

I was about to head to Sinri’s main body inside the Log House, but….

“Huh…?”

I noticed.

“The Log House… it’s gotten bigger!?”

Before, there were only two Log Houses.
Now, it has evolved into five…!

“Could it be Satsuma-kun did it…?”

Could it be Satsuma-kun, the Familiar in charge of construction who wields the Divine Hammer Mjolnir, did it…?
Satsuma-kun appeared on my shoulder.

He shook his head from side to side.
Satsuma-kun didn’t do it…?

“What!? M-More houses have been added!”

Fubuki is also surprised… so, could it be….

“Is this also an effect of the evolution…?”

Luciel squatted down on the spot and held her head….

“No good…! Why did the buildings increase and the subordinates become able to teleport just by naming it…!?”
“Luciel, no. If you delve into it, you’ll lose…”

“But still! This phenomenon is a bit much! It’s exceeding my capacity! Too many strange things are rushing in like an avalanche…! I feel like I’m going crazy…!”

It seems Luciel’s mind is under a lot of stress….

“Hey, Felmaa. Houses have increased, skills have increased, but what do you think?”

Then Felmaa proudly puffed out her chest.

“As expected of Mika-sama. Well, it’s only natural that Mika-sama can do this much!”
“Felmaa is a pure Mika believer, after all…”

The children also didn’t seem to care much, saying, “Whoa? What’s wrong?” “What is it?”

Hmm….
Overwhelming lack of interjections….

“Well, either way, I need to get an explanation.”

So, I entered the new Log House.
…Now that new buildings have been added, I have no idea where any of the rooms are….

Felmaa followed the scent and arrived at Sinri’s room.

“Hey, Home Security Guard. I’m coming in!”

I opened the door with a click.

“Damn! Die! F*ck!”

Sinri was sitting in front of a huge screen.
It’s still overflowing with stuff as always.

While buried in a mountain of garbage, Sinri was playing a game.

“Sinri.”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Headshoooooooooooooooooooooot! Serves you right lol”

“Hey.”

Buchi

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The power corddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!”

Sinri screamed.
In my hand was the PC’s power plug.

“To unplug the power! Are you a demon!?”
“I’m a God.”

Fufun, Felmaa proudly puffed out her chest. Why are you so proud…?

“Haaa… I’ve lost all motivation…”

Sinri curled up like a bagworm.
Luciel picked up Sinri.

“Explanation! I demand an explanation! Now! What’s going on!?”
“Ehh… Isn’t it fine to say that various things leveled up with Mika God’s power…?”

“There’s no way I can be satisfied with such a rough explanation…!”

Luciel shook Sinri back and forth.
As expected of the God of Interjections….

“I have no choice… I’ll explain.”

Sinri got up with a heave.

“First of all, the cause of this phenomenon is all Master Mika.”
“”””We know that.””””

Even I know that….

“Until now, anything that Master Mika named has had the Omnipotence of the Omniscience and Omnipotence Skill activated, granting it the power she desires.”

Certainly, I’ve been able to turn friends into Familiars and grant magic to objects.

“The reasoning is the same. Master herself named this nameless mountain and territory Dead End as the Land of Gods. As a result, the Omnipotence Skill was activated. It has been updated to a place befitting a God to rule.”

In other words, this ridiculous phenomenon is happening because of the effect of the Omniscience and Omnipotence Skill.

“A place befitting a God to rule means a place that is convenient for the God. This floating island also reflects Master Mika’s unconscious desires.”

“Unconscious desires…?”

“Yes. Haven’t you ever thought, ‘It’s a pain to use Greater Teleportation every time’?”

“Ah! I, I have…!”

I’m the only one who can use Greater Teleportation. Well, it can’t be helped since it’s the Supreme God skill.
But, every time I transport everyone, I think… it’s a pain.

“Therefore, this floating island has been granted the Greater Teleportation skill. Anyone who lives in the Land of Gods, Ende, and has received permission from Mika can use Greater Teleportation as they please.”

“”””Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?””””

I, Luciel, and Seira were shocked….
S-So that means….

The Greater Teleportation skill that only Gods can use can be used by anyone in the country!?

“That being said, you have to go through this floating island once.”
“Still… isn’t that… exceptional…?”

Even I know that’s crazy.

“I understand that this island has been granted Greater Teleportation. But… what about the main point, why is this island floating?”

Then Sinri said.

“Hasn’t Master Mika ever thought, ‘Ah, I want to go home quickly’?”
“I, I have…!”

I want to go home and have a slow life.

“But you have work and can’t leave. So, the house became able to float and move so it can come from the other side.”
“Huh…?”

What’s that…?

“It doesn’t make sense…”
“Me neither. But, everything that has evolved by being named the Land of Gods reflects all of Master Mika’s desires.”

It’s a pain to move with Greater Teleportation, so I granted Greater Teleportation to the floating island.

It’s a pain to move, so the house became able to come from the other side.
“So, Mika’s ‘it would be nice if this existed’ has become reality?”
“Yes. You could say it’s the power to turn ideals into reality.”

Ideals into reality…

“That’s right. Only on this floating island, all ideals become reality.”
“What is this, some kind of utopia…!”

Eh, eh, eeh…?
So, so…

“I want a Yog●bo…”

With a poof, a Yog●bo appeared before my eyes.
Whoa!

“Amazing! It’s not like I bought it from KAMIZON! A Y●gibo appeared!”

I snuggled into the Yog●bo.
Fwooah… amazing…

“However, there is a caveat. This power to turn ideals into reality is only effective within the floating island.”
“Huh? What do you mean…?”

Seira-chan nodded as if she understood.

“It means you can only turn ideals into reality inside the floating island.”
“Yes. Moreover, anything created with the ability in this utopia cannot be taken outside.”

So… this Yog●bo that I created by wishing for it… can’t be taken outside…?

“What happens if you take it out?”
“It disappears.”
“I see…”

That’s a little disappointing…
I thought if I could take things I conjured here outside, I could make things easier for everyone…

“If that were possible, Master Mika would become a shut-in forever, wouldn’t she?”
“True.”

If everyone could turn their ideals into reality, I wondered if there would be any need for me. I could just stay holed up and laze around forever.

“Well, can’t be helped. By the way, what’s wrong, Luciel…?”

Luciel was clutching her head and crouching down.
When I willed it, headache medicine appeared in the air.

“Here, headache medicine.”

I handed the bottled medicine to Luciel.
Seira-chan saw it and widened her eyes in surprise.

“T-This! Isn’t this an Elixir!”

Elixir?

“It’s a medicine that completely heals any illness or injury, literally.”
“I see, so you can cure a headache with an Elixir.”

Luciel, holding the “headache medicine,” shouted.

“There’s so much I don’t understand! It’s driving me crazyyyyyy!”

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