I’ve evolved a lot of fairies.
There are so many tiny fairies around me.
Some are wearing hats, some have cat ears, there’s a wide variety.
“There are so many kinds of fairies.”
I lift up a fairy wearing a hat.
I poke the cheek of the little one in my palm with my finger.
“Ahin. Ramen.”
“Cute…”
Meanwhile, Oberon sighs deeply.
“Well… fairies don’t usually evolve.”
“Is that so?”
“Yes. Fairies are Demigods… in other words, Gods. Gods are the ultimate form of life. Therefore, it’s impossible for them to evolve in the first place.”
…Heeh?
“But… I’ve been evolving like crazy.”
Starting with Demigod, I evolved into Supreme God, then Super Supreme God, one after another.
“Yes, that’s why Lord Mika is an impossible existence. Seriously, what are you…?”
“Who knows…?”
Well.
“Whatever.”
“Why! Why don’t you use Omniscience (Internet) there!”
Well, because… right? Sinri.
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Sinri: Master Mika’s Identity
→Unknown
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“See?”
“An existence that even the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) can’t grasp is impossible…”
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Sinri: Impossible, which means, impossible… (`・ー・´) Doya!
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Even if you steal lines from manga with a smug look…
“Well, it’s fine, isn’t it?”
“Geez, Lord Mika, please take more interest in various phenomena! Haven’t you been told this by your subordinates before!?”
“I have. By Seira-chan and Luciel.”
But well, you know.
Even if I think about an existence I can’t understand, it’s pointless…
At that moment.
“Mika~. I came to report~.”
“Mother~!”
Seira-chan and my daughter Lisia-chan teleported in front of me.
“Wow…! Cute-!”
Lisia-chan is the first to notice the fairies.
She crouches down and talks to the fairies.
“Um, who are you?”
“We are… faiwies.”
“Fairies! Wow! Cute-!”
Lisia-chan picks up a fairy and rubs her cheek against it.
“Not a bad feeling.”
“Mother, there are so many fairies! What happened?”
Lisia-chan asks me with sparkling eyes.
“They’re going to live with us from today. Please be nice to them.”
“Yes!”
Lisia-chan seems to have taken a great liking to the fairies, and she has a very nice smile. Ugh… so dazzling.
Meanwhile, Seira-chan is staring at me with a blank expression…
“What’s wrong?”
“M-Mika… Th-th-that thing you’re holding on your hand…”
“This one? It’s a fairy-chan.”
A fairy with a triangular hat and a pickaxe on its back.
Seira-chan points at me and says.
“That! Isn’t that a Gnome!”
“Gnome…?”
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Sinri: Gnome
→Munch munch… A fairy who governs the earth. Chomp chomp… Mainly lives underground. Kep.
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Sinri-san…?
Are you eating something…?
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Sinri: Bread is yummy. Ouch!
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Apparently, Sinri was called out by Omnipresent Oberon.
“Don’t work while eating.”
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Sinri: I’m so busy that I have to work while eating! (｀皿´)ノ
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“Don’t lie. You’re always playing that game called Ape or something.”
This girl really loves games…
“So, what about the Gnome?”
“Speaking of Gnomes, aren’t they Familiars of the alchemist Nicholas Flamel, and high-ranking beings counted among the Great Spirits of Earth!”
“Huh…? Great… Spirit of Earth…?”
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Sinri: Great Spirit
→The boss of the spirits that exist in the atmosphere. It is also the power of nature itself.
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Heeh… I see.
“Why is a Great Spirit here? These kids are fairies, right?”
“Why!? Mika, don’t you understand!? You must have done something, right!?”
As you say…
Oberon explains the situation.
“Mika… honestly…! Please install the word ‘learning’!”
“You’re absolutely right…”
While Seira-chan sighs, Oberon says.
“It seems that the reason you don’t change your attitude is because you have excellent subordinates.”
“Ah… maybe so.”
Even if I’m useless, I think it’ll be fine as long as Seira-chan, Lisia-chan, and Luciel are around.
“If we weren’t here, the Geita Niiga refugees and the people of the territory would be in trouble, so we can’t do nothing.”
Seira-chan, are you really 10 years old?
Aren’t you too mature?
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Sinri: I think it’s because Master Mika is 29 years old but looks too childish (lol´∀｀)
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Nyan~. You’re just a 0-year-old, being cheeky.
Well, whatever.
“Seira-sama, Lisia-sama too. Please… please! Don’t spoil Lord Mika too much!”
When Oberon says that, Seira-chan says.
“Hey Mika. When did you get such a decent person?”
“A decent person…”
“Because basically, everyone around Mika is either a yes-man, a fanatic, or an idiot, right?”
Doihi.
N-no way…
Demi-Goddess… and Morrigan… and Felmaa… and so on… Yeah…
“I’m sorry for the late introduction. My name is Oberon.”
“Huh…?”
Seira-chan freezes. Huh…?
“What’s wrong?”
“N-no… Oberon was… a fairy, wasn’t he…?”
“Yeah.”
“Why are you a human!?”
“I somehow became a God without realizing it.”
Seira-chan holds her head.
But she immediately stands up.
“I see.”
“I see!?”
Oberon has a shocked expression.
“Why are you accepting it so quickly!?”
“Mika is likely to do it, and she’s done similar things before.”
“Is she a repeat offender!?”
“Yes, she is. I’m already… tired of counting the number of things she’s done…”
Seira-chan has a really tired expression.
On the other hand, Oberon mutters.
“W-will I end up like this too…”
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Sinri: Looking at Seira’s exhausted expression, he seems to be worried about his future.
Speaking of which, I’m also worried that I might end up like this >ω<
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You’re saying that, even though you’re a slacker…
“I-it’s okay, Oberon, look, you don’t have to work so rigidly. Let’s take it easy, take it easy.”
“Lord Mika is too lenient!”
Is that so.
“But… to even create a Great Spirit of Earth… what’s going on with you…”
Seira-chan holds the Gnome in her hand and stares at it intently.
“To create an existence that governs the magic of the earth…”
“Well, there were various things. There are other fairies too.”
“Huh…?”
Seira-chan stares at the surrounding fairies.
“A Leprechaun!? A Cait Sith!? And… what are these…!? There are so many Legendary Fairies left in the legends!?”
Eh?
Legendary Fairies…?
“Is that so?”
“That’s right! Where did you bring them from!?”
“Well, I didn’t bring them, but Oberon’s subordinates evolved into this as a result of something I did…”
Seira-chan looks around at the many fairies everywhere and sighs.
“…Seriously.”
“Seriously!? Seira-sama, why is that your reaction!?”
Seira-chan says with a very tired face, and Oberon interjects.
“I just thought… it’s the usual.”
“Creating Legendary Fairies is the usual!?”
“Yes. She does even worse things sometimes.”
Once again, Oberon has a terrified expression.
“It’s okay, Oberon. You’ll understand someday.”
“W-will I… someday become as strange as Seira-sama…?”
“It’s okay, everyone gets poisoned by Mika…”
Aren’t you guys calling me a germ…?
“Lisia-chan.”
I call my daughter.
My daughter, surrounded by fairies, looks up at me.
“Lisia-chan. Am I weird?”
“No!”
Phew…
“You’re very Unique!”
“I-is that so…”
Lisia-chan said that with a smile.
She probably doesn’t mean any harm… yeah…