Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 218

Sinri and I had returned to the real world.
I’d resolved to somehow return to the other world, but…

“Specifically, what should we do…?”
“Hey hey, Master. That’s where Sinri-chan comes in, you know?”

Fufufun, Sinri puffed out her chest.
Ah, right.

“I just need to look it up with Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet).”
“Yes! Now…! Tremble before my competence!”

Sinri closed her eyes and began searching with Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet).
Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) really is a convenient Skill. It answers anything.

“I found it! The way to return from reality… is to find the World Door!”
“Hoh? What’s a World Door?”

“It seems to be a special Magic Tool that allows travel between the other world and reality. Classification-wise, it appears to be a divine artifact.”

Divine artifacts. Special tools that exhibit God-like power. The Divine Hammer Mjolnir I received from Morrigan is one too.

“Well done, Sinri.”
“Dehehe~♡ Right~? Geez, Sinri-san has been so competent lately~♡ Everyone’s been calling me awful things like Windows 3.1 or Omnisciently Incompetent recently, you know? Did you see my great performance!”

“Yes, yes. So, where is the World Door?”
“Fufufun, since I am so competent, I have already finished that search!”

“Ooh, well done!”
“Fufufun, praise me more.”
“Great job, Sinri! Yo, President!”
“Nooo~ Young people in the Reiwa Era won’t get that expression~”

She indirectly dissed me for being old, but I ignored it.

“So, where is the World Door?”
“I don’t know!”


………
…………. Huh?

“Sinri-san, what did you just say?”
“I don’t know where the World Door is!”

I pressed my hand to my head.

“Why don’t you know? Wasn’t Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) supposed to know everything?”
“To be precise, Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) can search all things in the universe that are not concealed.”

“Ah… I see. So the World Door’s existence is being hidden?”
“Isn’t that what I’ve been saying from the start?”

… Sinri…

“You… why are you acting so smug about it?”

If you knew the location of the World Door, fine, but since you don’t, you could at least try to look a little more apologetic…
Well, she’s an Infant, so it can’t be helped. There, there, I patted her head.

“If it’s concealed, I wonder who’s concealing it.”
“That’s also concealed.”
“Can’t you make the information public? You’re a Digital Spirit, right? Can’t you do something, like use Spell Analysis (Hacking)?”
“I have been trying that, but…”

Mmmmuuu, Sinri groaned.

“It seems a very powerful concealment spell formula is being used. The one concealing this information might be quite a Higher Being.”
“A Higher Being… huh.”

Like a God?

“They’re interfering with the effect of the Supreme God (Master)’s Skill even though we’re not in a Divine Territory, so they must be quite capable.”
“Hmm…”

I don’t know who or where they are, but because of this so-called Higher Being, we can’t find the location of the World Door.

“Eh, what do we do?”
“Eh? Isn’t figuring that out the Master’s job?”
“Right, guess so.”

Since I’m the leader who sets the course.

“The Higher Being’s location is also concealed, right?”
“That’s right~”

Ugh… What should I do?
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

“Master, I’m hungry~”
“…Yeah, me too.”

I was hungry myself. We haven’t eaten since the fight with Circe.

“Master, do you have any money?”
“Hahaha, of course not.”
“……………. Master, aren’t we kinda screwed? True, Master has Supreme God Power, and I have the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) Skill. But isn’t it hard to make use of those in reality?”

“Oh, noticing that makes you a genius~”
“Uehehe~♡ Right~?”

We both held our heads