As we waited on a road near Lake Suwa, an unmarked police car pulled up in front of us.
Out of it stepped Detective Niekawa-san from Public Security, wearing sunglasses.
“Unbelievable… To think you defeated that Weirdo all by yourself…”
Behind his sunglasses, Detective Niekawa’s eyes were wide.
It’s not like that thing was a Weirdo, though.
『It seems Public Security lumps all non-humans together and recognizes them as Weirdos.』
What a crude way to categorize things.
“Besides, I didn’t defeat it.”
“Wha-!? Why is that! To leave a dangerous Weirdo undefeated!”
I explained that the being at Lake Suwa was a Familiar of a God, and that its actions were for the sake of the Nagano God.
“The Nagano God, huh… So it was his Familiar.”
It seemed Public Security was aware of the Nagano God.
“His? Isn’t the Nagano God a woman?”
“No, he’s a man. I’ve met him before.”
That’s strange. According to the information Sinri dug up, the Nagano God is supposedly female.
“The information must have been falsified! Absolutely!”
Sinri said, huffing indignantly.
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t treat the Omniscient and Omnipotent me like I don’t know what I’m talking about!”
It seems she doesn’t want anyone to think the information she researched is wrong.
『For a NEET, your pride is certainly full-fledged.』
“I’m not a NEET! Call me a Home Security Guard!”
『It’s the same thing, NEET. Get a job.』
“Waaah. Master, my little sister is being mean again~. Big sis doesn’t understand her~.”
I said while patting her head comfortingly.
“You see, that girl doesn’t acknowledge anyone but a cool big sister.”
“I am cool!”
“That’s right. But I think there are more times when you’re not.”
“That’s not true! I’m a super competent, super popular woman 24/7, 365 days a year!”
Tenri was staring at such a Sinri with dead eyes.
Give her a break.
“Getting back to the topic, the Nagano God’s Familiar won’t go berserk anymore because I’ve made it my Familiar.”
“You mean you made it your subordinate?”
“Hmm, well, yeah, something like that.”
I don’t really like calling my Familiars “subordinates,” though.
“Anyway, the Familiar is fine now, so I want to treat the people who were weakened by her ability. Could you cooperate with me?”
“That’s more than I could ask for. I appreciate your cooperation.”
Detective Niekawa bowed his head with a “pekori.”
“Here’s the list of sick people~. I’ll send the data to your smartphone, Detective-san~.”
Sinri sent the data.
“Eh, ehh~!?”
“Ah, are you surprised by how fast Sinri-chan works~? We’d be troubled if you were surprised by something of this level!”
“Why do you possess information that even Public Security hasn’t fully grasped!?”
Oh, boy.
“This amount of personal information… where and how did you obtain it?”
“Fufun, that’s—mghmgh.”
I covered Sinri’s mouth.
“What is it, Master?”
“Because extracting personal information is normally a crime.”
“Haeh? Is that so?”
Was this child really derived from the Omniscience and Omnipotence Skill…?
『Big sis is dead, she’s no longer here.』
“No, I’m here?! I’m right in front of you!?”
『You are not my big sis. You’re a look-alike.』
“I’m the real Omniscient and Omnipotent Sinri-chan, you know!?”
Ignoring the AI sisters performing their comedy routine, I was thinking of an excuse.
“Um, that, that’s it. Oblivion!”
I cast an Oblivion spell on Detective Niekawa!
I couldn’t think of a good excuse, so it couldn’t be helped!
“Sinri, while we have the chance, falsify the data you sent so it looks like it was sent from Public Security.”
『Aye, aye, sir!』
Since she’s a Digital Spirit, she can probably do that easily.
Detective Niekawa was asleep on his feet.
『I’ve pinpoint erased only the memory of this series of interactions.』
“Thanks, Tenri. You’re really useful…”
『It’s my job… sigh.』
Somehow, I felt like Tenri was tired.
『I’ve rewritten the information~! Master, praise me, praise me, praise me~』
“Yes, yes, well done.”
Tenri was muttering, “Dissociative Identity Disorder, treatment methods, search…”
That’s why, Tenri, your big sister doesn’t have a split personality.