Interlude: Phonia-chan’s Channel
1: Anonymous Fluffball
“Hey everyone, check this out! It’s got unprecedented destructive power!”
URL: https://xxxxxxxxx
2: Anonymous Fluffball
“Isn’t it just another dog or something?”
3: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait, it could be a cat!”
4: Anonymous Fluffball
“If we can come to an understanding, there’s no problem.”
5: Anonymous Fluffball
“If we’re talking destructive power, check this out too!”
URL: https://yyyyyyyy
6: Anonymous Fluffball
“I’m already tired of that.”
7: Anonymous Fluffball
“Stop with the second-rate stuff, lol.”
8: Anonymous Fluffball
“>1 You know what happens when you throw something half-baked into a thread dedicated to Kemono Enthusiasts, right?”
9: Anonymous Fluffball
“A beast-eared young girl… you say?”
10: Anonymous Fluffball
“Huh?”
11: Anonymous Fluffball
“Huh?”
12: Anonymous Fluffball
“>9 Haha, there’s no way I’m falling for that lie.”
13: Anonymous Fluffball
“Sure, she’s a beast-eared young girl, but… isn’t that CGI?”
14: Anonymous Fluffball
“Oh, so it’s CGI?”
15: Anonymous Fluffball
“Of course it’s CGI.”
16: Anonymous Fluffball
“By the way, what language is that? It’s not English, right?”
17: Anonymous Fluffball
“Is this some kind of movie promotion?”
18: Anonymous Fluffball
“No, no, look closely at the title.”
19: Anonymous Fluffball
“Title?”
20: Anonymous Fluffball
“Please watch my cute child!”
21: Anonymous Fluffball
“So when you say ‘my child,’ you mean it was made with CGI?”
22: Anonymous Fluffball
“I don’t know.”
23: Anonymous Fluffball
“Is there anyone here who can identify the language?”
24: Anonymous Fluffball
“I wish the language analysis team would show up.”
25: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait a minute, isn’t there something strange in the background?”
26: Anonymous Fluffball
“What? Don’t show anything inappropriate!”
27: Anonymous Fluffball
“No, you idiot! Look in the top right corner around 10:32 in the video!”
28: Anonymous Fluffball
“What? That’s just something familiar.”
29: Anonymous Fluffball
“Isn’t that a deer?”
30: Anonymous Fluffball
“No, it’s a horse.”
31: Anonymous Fluffball
“Are you stupid?”
32: Anonymous Fluffball
“Either way, the size is off.”
33: 1
“Forget that! Just look at the beast-eared young girl!!!”
34: Anonymous Fluffball
“1 has barked!”
35: Anonymous Fluffball
“Indeed, he has.”
36: Anonymous Fluffball
“There are more important things to discuss!”
37: Language Analyst
“I’ve never heard that word before.”
38: Anonymous Fluffball
“The analysis team has arrived—woohoo!”
39: Anonymous Fluffball
“What do you mean you’ve never heard of it?”
40: Language Analyst
“Well, hold on. They say there are thousands of languages in the world. It’s normal to encounter words you’ve never heard before.”
41: Anonymous Fluffball
“Is there really that many?”
42: Anonymous Fluffball
“By the way, what is this video about?”
43: Anonymous Fluffball
“The girl in the center is definitely cute.”
44: Anonymous Fluffball
“I won’t deny that.”
45: 1
“Finally, someone acknowledges it!”
46: Anonymous Fluffball
“Oh, 1 is still here.”
47: Anonymous Fluffball
“>1 So what’s the deal with this video?”
48: 1
“>46 Of course I’m here!
47 It’s a video about my child, please watch!”
49: Anonymous Fluffball
“I could tell that much.”
50: 1
“Then what is it?”
51: Anonymous Fluffball
“That animal in the back after the 10-minute mark looks off. Plus, I can’t tell what language they’re speaking.”
52: Anonymous Fluffball
“Also, it looks like people are surrounding that animal.”
53: Anonymous Fluffball
“Isn’t that something like a sword they’re holding?”
54: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s small, so I can’t really tell.”
55: Anonymous Fluffball
“Someone call the image analysis team!”
56: Anonymous Fluffball
“What is this chaotic situation?”
57: Anonymous Fluffball
“1 just wanted to introduce a beast-eared young girl, but things have gone awry.”
58: Anonymous Fluffball
“She is indeed cute, though.”
59: Anonymous Fluffball
“Yes, there’s no doubt it’s soothing.”
60: Anonymous Fluffball
“But still, not understanding what they’re saying is a bit…”
61: Anonymous Fluffball
“Hey, there’s another video up!”
URL: https://zzzzzzzz
62: Anonymous Fluffball
“Huh? Isn’t that the same young girl from before?”
63: Anonymous Fluffball
“Isn’t she speaking Japanese?”
64: Anonymous Fluffball
“I can understand, I can!”
65: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait, this looks way more realistic than before.”
66: Anonymous Fluffball
“Isn’t this super Japanese?”
67: Anonymous Fluffball
“This is Kyoto Station, right?”
68: Anonymous Fluffball
“Seriously?”
69: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait, when was this filmed?”
70: Anonymous Fluffball
“Hey, if this was really filmed here, there should be witnesses, right?”
71: Anonymous Fluffball
“Where are the witnesses?!”
72: Anonymous Fluffball
“I wish I could have witnessed it.”
73: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s the west exit of Kyoto Station. Are they possibly heading to a warehouse store?”
74: Anonymous Fluffball
“Could this young girl in the video be her?”
URL: https://aaaaaaa.jpg
75: Anonymous Fluffball
“What the heeeeck!!!!”
76: Anonymous Fluffball
“Not just witness testimony, but proof photos?!”
77: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s gotta be a fake.”
78: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s definitely CGI.”
79: Anonymous Fluffball
“No way! It’s clearly taken with a smartphone!”
80: Anonymous Fluffball
“What… the heck?”
81: Anonymous Fluffball
“Angels do exist!”
82: Anonymous Fluffball
“Did her ears move?!”
83: Anonymous Fluffball
“Both her ears and tail were moving!”
84: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait, doesn’t she have too many tails?”
85: Anonymous Fluffball
“That’s true.”
86: Anonymous Fluffball
“I can see more than three tails.”
87: Anonymous Fluffball
“Four tails?”
88: Anonymous Fluffball
“No, there are five tails!”
89: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wow, seriously? I didn’t notice while taking the photo, but there are definitely multiple tails.”
90: Anonymous Fluffball
“I want to believe that’s not the case, but can I ask one thing?”
91: Anonymous Fluffball
“What is it?”
92: Anonymous Fluffball
“Feel free to ask anything.”
93: Anonymous Fluffball
“As long as it’s a question I can answer.”
94: Anonymous Fluffball
“Could this child possibly be a monster that came out of a dungeon?”
95: Anonymous Fluffball
“Huh?”
96: Anonymous Fluffball
“That’s impossible.”
97: Anonymous Fluffball
“Hmm.”
98: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility, is it?”
99: Anonymous Fluffball
“I’ve heard that giants living in dungeons can manipulate some language.”
100: Anonymous Fluffball
“But she was speaking Japanese, right?”
101: Anonymous Fluffball
“Is the angel the enemy?”
102: Anonymous Fluffball
“A fallen angel, perhaps?”
103: Anonymous Fluffball
“I want to be trampled by fluffiness.”
104: Anonymous Fluffball
“>103 You should be quiet.”
105: Anonymous Fluffball
“If we can communicate, isn’t that fine?”
106: Anonymous Fluffball
“On the contrary, I want to communicate.”
107: Anonymous Fluffball
“I want to talk with the beast-eared young girl.”
108: Anonymous Fluffball
“Wait, if she came from a dungeon, that’s dangerous. You all stay back. I’ll handle this.”
109: Anonymous Fluffball
“>108 You should be quiet too.”
110: Anonymous Fluffball
“>108 You just want to talk to her, don’t you?”
111: Anonymous Fluffball
“>108 Stay out of it.”
112: Anonymous Fluffball
“Still, we haven’t confirmed that there’s zero danger.”
113: Anonymous Fluffball
“Can you still say angels are dangerous after seeing this?”
URL: https://bbbbbbbb.jpg
114: Anonymous Fluffball
“An angel!”
115: Anonymous Fluffball
“So cute!”
116: Anonymous Fluffball
“I want to feed her!”
117: Anonymous Fluffball
“What’s with that ‘ahh’?”
118: Anonymous Fluffball
“A melting smile.”
119: Anonymous Fluffball
“More! Are there any other photos or videos?!”
120: Anonymous Fluffball
“Sorry, that’s all I managed to take.”
121: Anonymous Fluffball
“What was the situation like at that time?”
122: 113
“There were four of them, and they seemed to get along well.”
123: Anonymous Fluffball
“Is it a family?”
124: 113
“Who knows? By the way, the big man had kemono ears too.”
125: Anonymous Fluffball
“A beast-eared big man?”
126: Anonymous Fluffball
“Who’s that for?”
127: Anonymous Fluffball
“There’s probably no demand for that.”
128: Anonymous Fluffball
“But it seems like there might be some demand among the residents of this thread.”
129: Anonymous Fluffball
“What about the other two?”
130: 113
“Oh, there was also a high school-aged sister and brother? They didn’t have ears.”
131: Anonymous Fluffball
“I see.”
132: Anonymous Fluffball
“So it’s a father and three siblings.”
133: Anonymous Fluffball
“Oh, the first video hit 10,000 views!”
134: Anonymous Fluffball
“It’s starting to go viral.”
135: Anonymous Fluffball
“Because it’s a beast-eared young girl.”
136: Anonymous Fluffball
“People are starting to add subtitles freely.”
137: Anonymous Fluffball
“I can’t understand what they’re saying anyway.”
138: Anonymous Fluffball
“It might even become a meme, here it comes!”
139: Anonymous Fluffball
“They’re cramming too many ideas into one video.”
140: Anonymous Fluffball
“Language, animals, swords, beast ears, tails, young girls, and fluffy ears.”
141: Anonymous Fluffball
“That’s way too much information.”
142: Anonymous Fluffball
“Don’t forget about the angel.”
143: Anonymous Fluffball
“Are there no more photos?”
144: Anonymous Fluffball
“I want to touch those ears!”
145: Anonymous Fluffy
“Officer, it’s this one!”
146: Anonymous Fluffy
“I want to pet it!”
147: Anonymous Fluffy
“This is the one I want to touch!”
And so, the existence of Phonia and her companions began to spread explosively, accompanied by a myriad of mysteries.