On the Floating Island.
I was sitting on a camping chair in front of the Log House, lazing around.
“Haa… not working is the best…”
I was sunbathing. Fubuki came over next to me.
The fox-eared maid-san asked me,
“My Lord… what are you slacking off from? The other children are working on the ground.”
“Well, I feel bad too, you know? But, you see, I’m properly doing what I should be doing.”
“Oh? And what is that?”
“【Doing nothing】.”
“H-haaa…?”
Fubuki didn’t seem to understand.
“I realized something the other day. I… just by being there, I have a huge impact on others. Like, seriously huge.”
“Eh!?”
Oops, Fubuki was surprised.
It seemed like it was news to Fubuki too.
“Only now!?”
“Eh? What do you mean, only now…?”
“We’ve known that for ages, haven’t we!?”
“Eeeh… seriously…”
So that’s how it was… I didn’t know.
I didn’t realize I had such an influence…
“Well, My Lord is an idiot, after all.”
“Hey, ‘idiot’ is a bit much.”
Is everyone around me being a little harsh on me?
Well, whatever.
“So, basically, I’ve decided to stay put on this Floating Island in the sky.”
“That’s probably for the best. The children will be happy too.”
Speaking of the children…
“Fuguu…” “Shupiiiiii…”
They were lying down at my feet, sleeping.
The Children of the Four Divine Beasts (except Kurohime), Rintaro the Kirin, the Fenrir-ko-chan-zu, and Mashiro of Bastet.
And…
“Mika-shamaa… shukiii… pushurururu…”
Felmaa was also sleeping behind me.
Surrounded by fluffiness, taking a nap. Ah, the best…
Everyone’s fluffy and warm, I could sleep forever.
“Ah… happiness. I wish these happy days would last forever…”
That’s when it happened.
“Lord Mika.”
Oberon came over to me.
He was dragging something behind him.
“Oberon… and, Sinri?”
The Home Security Guard, Sinri-san, was being dragged by Oberon.
Grabbed by the scruff of her neck, being dragged along.
“What’s wrong? Pon-chan?”
“Calling me Pon is… kyan!”
Oberon pulled Sinri’s ear.
“Re-port.”
“Hahiin…”
Report? What on earth happened…?
Sinri stood up and said,
“A problem has occurred.”
“A problem? In the lower world?”
“Yes. However, even though I say lower world, it’s outside Ende.”
My country, the Land of Gods, Ende. It seemed a problem had occurred outside of it.
“Well, isn’t that not really a problem then?”
I’m certainly a God, but I’m not exactly a God of compassion.
I have no obligation to solve problems outside my territory.
“No, it’s a huge problem.”
“Oh? Why?”
“The one causing the problem is a Mass-Produced Mika.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!”
That Mass-Produced Mika. She said she wouldn’t cause any problems!
“Ah, My Lord… what is a Mass-Produced Mika…?”
Ah, right. Fubuki didn’t know about that.
“It’s me, mass-produced. I don’t know how, but I split.”
“What does that mean!?”
Fubuki was incredibly confused.
Well, yeah. Even I don’t understand what I’m saying…
“What do you mean by splitting!?”
“W-well…? I don’t know how, but I split…”
Fubuki held her head.
“It’s noisy…” “What is it…”
The children woke up. They were sleeping. Ah, sorry, you guys.
“Let’s go hear the story over there.”
I went back inside the Log House.
Then, I heard the details from Sinri.
“One of the Mass-Produced Mikas is causing trouble in 【Labyrinth City Nanto】.”
“Labyrinth City… Nanto?”
Where’s that?
Sinri sent the data to my Smartphone.
A world map was displayed on the Smartphone.
“We are in what is called the Western Continent. And south of the former Geita Niiga, there is a southern country called Photuatua.”
“Photuatua…”
A southern country, huh…? Sounds warm.
“The land of Photuatua is smaller compared to Geita Niiga. However, there is a huge Dungeon there, 【Tower of Sealed Gods】.”
“Tower of Sealed Gods…”
Just from the name, I had a bad feeling…
“Tower of Sealed Gods. It is a special Dungeon that grants the wish of those who climb it. It seems that the Chuuni Mika has cleared that Dungeon.”
“She cleared a Dungeon here… and then?”
“As a reward for clearing it, she became the master of the Dungeon. She became the master and privatized the Dungeon. No one can clear the Dungeon anymore, and people have stopped coming to the city, so they are in trouble.”
What is she even doing…?
“And… before this happened, couldn’t you stop the Chuuni Mika, Sinri? I thought you were always aware of the Mass-Produced Mika’s whereabouts?”
Pon averted her eyes.
Oberon spoke instead of Pon.
“She seems to have been slacking off on surveillance.”
“Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii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Mika is too much!”
“You can’t just leave a Home Security Guard like that!”
“What’s wrong with you, you have to do it properly.”
“That’s all!?””
Oberon and Fubuki were shocked. Huh?
“What’s wrong?”
“If you don’t scold her more harshly, this failure will mess up again!?”
Said Fubuki.
“Lord Mika is too lenient!”
Said Oberon.
“Well, you know, Sinri is, well… my partner.”
“M-master… thunk.”
Well, for the most part.
“But, well, it’s great that you were able to report it properly before the trouble got any bigger. You’re making progress. You couldn’t even report things before… hey, Sinri-san? Why are you averting your eyes…?”
Then Oberon sighed deeply.
“…If I hadn’t noticed, the problem would have been left unattended.”
“Ha…? Eh, so, Sinri didn’t report the problem…?”
Oberon nodded. Oiiii…
“I-I was going to report it properly! After catching Chuuni Mika! And then covering up the mistake, I was going to say that nothing happened…!”
T-this guy…
She hasn’t learned anything from her previous failure!
No progress at all…
“As expected of the sad monster Mika created…”
“Like parent, like child.”
Fubuki and Oberon were both dumbfounded.
Well, I guess it can’t be helped. This child is a skill that came from me…
“I understand the situation. In short, a Mass-Produced Mika is causing trouble in the southern country, and the people of that country are in trouble, right?”
“That’s right.”
“Yeah. Then, I have to move.”
I can’t leave anything related to the Mass-Produced Mika to someone else.
I have to wipe my own butt.
“Even without Omniscience, it’s a clone of Lord Mika. She has terrifying power… yes. Lord Mika has no choice but to go… I don’t really want to go out, though.”
Oberon was probably worried that I would cause trouble in another country again.
Well, I probably will. Definitely. But I have to go.
“So, I’m going to Labyrinth City Nanto in Photuatua. Fubuki, please take care of things while I’m gone.”
“Understood. I will take care of the children.”
Now, who should I take with me…
“Well, I’m just going to go quickly and come back quickly, so I can go alone…”
“Absolutely not…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Fubuki and the others stopped me with huge voices.
“We can’t just throw a bomb《Lord》 into another country alone…!”
“If we throw a monster《Lord Mika》 in without a leash, the country will be destroyed…!”
I was stopped by two sane people…