Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 221

I helped a girl in the park.
That girl… was Kaida-kun’s granddaughter.

“Let me introduce you properly… my granddaughter, Kaida Ryuko. Though she’s married now and goes by Okaya Ryuko.”

Kaida-kun introduces his granddaughter.
White hair, red eyes. I see… she somehow reminds me of the Fairy, Oberon.

“Ryuko is one of my pride and joy granddaughters. After all, she’s a light novel author!”
“Whoa… an author. That’s amazing.”

Ryuko-chan blushes and says, “I’m flattered.”

“I’m still just starting out.”
“No, no, just publishing a book is incredible. Do you have any books? What’s your pen name?”

“I publish under the name Kaida Lucia.”
“That sounds familiar. Didn’t it get an anime adaptation?”

“Yes.”
“Wow… amazing…”

I can’t believe his granddaughter is a light novel author, and one whose work got an anime adaptation, no less.
The Kaida family is incredible.

“Blu-ray sales are quite good, too. Well, even if Blu-rays sell well these days, it doesn’t guarantee a second season will be made. The era is all about streaming, especially popularity in overseas streaming, which is a major factor leading to second and third seasons.”

Sinri says this with a smug look.
Sinri-chan, you need to reflect on your actions a bit more…

“Hah!”

Sinri hides behind my shadow.

“What’s wrong?”
“If Kaida-kun is here… that means that terrifying woman is here too!”

A terrifying woman…?

“Ah, Oberon?”
“Yes! Where is he?!”

I certainly want to see Oberon too. It’s been a while. I wonder if he’s doing well.

“…”

Oh, Kaida-kun has a somber expression.

“What’s wrong?”
“…Oberon passed away.”
“! …I see.”

…It’s a shock, but it can’t be helped. A long time has passed since they came here.
It wouldn’t be strange if he had died.

If anything, maybe Kaida-kun has lived a bit too long.

“What about Maya-kun?”
“…………….”

This time, Ryuko-chan’s expression darkens.
Eh… No way…?

“Don’t tell me Maya-kun died too…?”
“Yes… In an accident, a little while ago.”

Ryuko-chan says, lowering her eyes.
…Maya-kun was Ryuko-chan’s father.

It seems I made her remember her deceased father and feel sad. I feel bad about that.

“…………I see.”

So Oberon and Maya-kun are both gone.
Kaida-kun must have been… so lonely.

But… Kaida-kun was smiling.

“I’m happy now. Because I’m surrounded by a large family.”

Kaida-kun pats Ryuko-chan’s head and puts his arm around her husband, Okaya-san’s shoulder.

Indeed, he has his granddaughter and her husband.
He’s not alone now.

“Besides, our family will be growing soon!”
“Ohh………… Huh? A new family member?”

Then Ryuko-chan blushes and strokes her own stomach. Could it be…?

“Ah, is there a Baby?”
“Ah, yes…”
“Seriously? Congratulations!”

But from Kaida-kun’s perspective, it’s his grandchild’s child, a great-grandchild? Is that right?
Wow… amazing.

To even have a great-grandchild.

“It’s a big family, isn’t it?”

Just then…

“I’m hooome~. Huh? Do we have guests?”

…Somehow, unfamiliar girls came in. What’s more, two of them had the same face.

“Welcome back, both of you.”
“Okarin~♡”

The twins—one looked like a gyaru, and the other had a neat, black-haired appearance.
The gyaru-looking one… kissed Ryuko-chan’s husband.

“……………… Wha?!”
Huh?
Eh?
Whaaaat?!

F-Faced with this unbelievable situation… I could only be bewildered.
Um…?

Okaya-san is Ryuko-chan’s husband, right?
They have a child on the way, right?

They’re husband and Wife, right?
…Who is this gyaru?!

And she kissed him!
In front of his Wife!

“Oh, welcome back, both of you.”

And Kaida-kun is acting like this is totally normal…!

“Eh, do you know these two, Kaida-kun…?”
“Yes. They are Mitsuhiko-kun’s Wives.”

………………………… Huh?

“Sinri! Hey, Sinriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!”
“I can’t eat anymore…”

I pull Sinri up and shake her back and forth.

“Explain the situation!”
“The situation?”
“Kaida-kun’s granddaughter’s husband has other women with him!? Who are they?!”

Sinri looks at the gyaru-like girl and says.

“She’s Ryuko-chan’s husband’s Wife, right?”
“Huh?! His Wife is Ryuko-chan, isn’t it?!”

“That’s right. But that gyaru is also legally registered as Mr. Okaya’s Wife.”
“What is going on?!”

“The black-haired girl over there is also his Wife.”
“I don’t understand at all?!”

“By the way, he has two more Wives besides them.”
“What did you sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!”

Wh-wh-wh-what is going on?!
This makes no sense whatsoever?!

“Haha, it’s no wonder you’re surprised,”

Kaida-kun says, smiling. No, no.

“K-Kaida-kun… what is going on…? Why does your granddaughter’s husband have so many women? This is reality, right? Not the world of a light novel?”

Then Kaida-kun makes a very serious face.

“You know, Mika. There’s something… I learned from you.”
“Wh-what is it…?”

“That… common sense is something to be broken.”

What did this person learn from watching me?!

“Mika, you destroyed all sorts of common sense, didn’t you? Watching that, I realized. Common sense is just one facet of things. There are events in the world that cannot be measured by common sense.”

“You thought that from watching me?”
“Yes… Isn’t that the truth?”

Even if you say that…

“Master. You caused quite a few incidents in the Tower of Sealed Gods, didn’t you?”
“Ah…”

Th-that’s true…
Smashing supposedly indestructible walls, not changing during Uitenpen…

“After meeting you, Mika, I cast aside… all the common sense I had known! I stuck to a free way of doing things, unbound by convention… As a result, I was able to build enormous wealth in this world.”

…My head is starting to hurt.

“Um, so, how is that related to your granddaughter’s husband having multiple women…?”
“Mr. Kaida Kogen changed Japan’s laws. To allow polygyny.”

……………… Hahi?

“S-Sinri… what did you just say?”
“I said, Japan allows polygyny now.”
“No! Before that!”
“Mr. Kaida Kogen changed the law?”

Changed… the law?!

“H-how…?”
“? Speaking of Mr. Kaida Kogen, isn’t he the current Prime Minister of Japan?”

Isn’t he the Prime Minister of Japan?
Japan’s… Prime Minister…?
Prime Minister?!

“Kaida-kun is?!”
“Yes.”
“The Prime Minister?!”
“That’s right.”

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

“Somehow, seeing Mika surprised is refreshing.”
“Isn’t that Oberon’s role? Master, you’re the funny one, right?”

What… the heck…
While I wasn’t looking, Kaida-kun became the Prime Minister!

“It’s thanks to you, Mika. That I was able to come this far. It’s precisely because of the Appraisal Eye I received from you, and that attitude of constantly shattering common sense, that I made it here. Thanks to that, like you, I now have a large family and live a happy life.”

Ummm, ummm…?
So basically?

“It means Master created the Prime Minister of Japan.”

…What have I done? I’ve gone and done it again…

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