Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 28

On the day the goddesses departed, I found myself in the garden.

I am Felmaa, and alongside Fubuki, I was checking the items bestowed upon me by the God.

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– Divine Hammer Mjolnir (extra)
→ A divine artifact crafted by Hahōsai.
It possesses four skills: 【Destruction of All Things】, 【Super Alchemy】, 【Complete Restoration】, and 【Replication】.
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  • Destruction of All Things (SSS)
    → Destroys anything it touches.
  • Super Alchemy (SSS)
    → Transmutes anything using a catalyst.
  • Complete Restoration (SSS)
    → Restores anything touched to its perfect state.
  • Replication (SSS)
    → Creates a perfect replica of the target.

“Four SSS-ranked skills, huh…”
“Of course, it’s a divine artifact.”

In times of trouble, I could rely on the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet). A divine artifact is said to wield miraculous power.

I see, miraculous power. Indeed, the four skills granted are extraordinary.

I picked up the Divine Hammer once more. It was a palm-sized hammer made of pure gold, simple in design without excessive ornamentation.

“The goddess deemed you worthy of such a magnificent item!”

Felmaa, who had somehow transformed into her human form, wagged her tail excitedly.

“Worthy, you say? I wonder about that.”
“Well, that divine artifact can only be used by its master.”

“Huh? What do you mean?”
“Only the gods can wield divine artifacts.”

I see, so it can only be used by me, a god.

“And this is said to be a Divine Beast Egg, but…”

I decided to investigate further using the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet)…

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■■■■’s Egg (extra)
→ An egg of ■■■■.
It will hatch in 1000 years.
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The name of the egg was obscured. Now that I think about it, the Omniscient and Omnipotent can access all non-hidden information.

This egg’s information must be concealed.

“Why is it hidden?”
“To prevent it from being misused, I suppose.”

“Misused?”

Fubuki nodded in agreement.

“Divine Beasts possess tremendous power. If tamed, one could easily conquer the world. Thus, the information was likely concealed through skill or magic.”

I see. Morrigan did mention the eggs of the Four Divine Beasts.

Speaking of the Four Divine Beasts, they are the Azure Dragon, Black Tortoise, Vermilion Bird, and White Tiger. So, one of these four will hatch from this egg.

“I wonder which one will be born. I’m so excited!”

But upon closer inspection of the search results, it stated that it would take 1000 years to hatch.

“Why does it take so long…?”
“Unlike ordinary creatures, it requires an immense amount of energy to be born.”

It seems that a considerable amount of energy is needed for hatching. 1000 years… that’s quite a long time.

Well, since I’ve become an immortal being, I suppose I can wait patiently. I decided to purchase a Sacoshe using KAMIZON.

I placed the egg inside the Sacoshe and slung it over my shoulder.

“Are you not going to store it in the Item Box?”
“Nope. You see, eggs need to be kept warm to hatch, right?”

So, I decided to carry it with me.

Now then. Since I can’t do anything with the egg, I should try out my newly acquired power—the Divine Hammer.

With the hammer in hand, I made my way to a tree outside the Dragon Vein Area.

“【Destruction of All Things】. Here goes.”

BAM!
With just a light tap of the hammer, the great tree vanished without a trace.

Whoa, that’s terrifying…
So, Destruction of All Things can obliterate something completely like that…

If I accidentally used it on a person, they would vanish in an instant, regardless of whether they were human or not. What a dangerous power! I should refrain from using it too often…

“I’ve acquired an unbelievable amount of firepower…”
“It’s a fitting power for a goddess like you!”

Hmm…

“Hey, Felmaa. Can we skip the ‘goddess’ part? I have a name—Mika.”

Being called a god feels a bit embarrassing.

“Call me Mika.”
“Th-that’s too much of an honor!”

“I’d rather not be called a god by my friends.”
“F-friends! Then, how about… M-Mika-sama?”

“Yeah, that works.”

Felmaa looked overjoyed. Is it really that exciting?

Anyway, back to the topic.

“Next, let’s try Complete Restoration. It says it can return broken things to their perfect state…”

Surely, it can’t restore a tree that has been reduced to splinters.
I thought as I gently tapped the ground.

Woosh!
To my astonishment, the splintered tree was restored to its original form.

I can’t believe it can restore something that was completely obliterated.

“That means it can restore both living and non-living things.”

This divine artifact is incredible…

“Now, we have Super Alchemy and Replication left.”
“Super Alchemy seems to allow you to create anything as long as you have the base material.”

Fubuki snapped off a branch and tossed it to me.
I tapped the branch with the hammer.

Whoosh! In an instant, it transformed into a wooden chair.

“I created exactly what I imagined!”
“As long as the material is the same, you can create exactly what you envision.”

So, I can’t create a sword from iron using a wooden branch. This will certainly come in handy when building houses.

And then there’s Replication.
As long as I have the original, I can create a replica.

“Cloning humans is out of the question… How about testing it with food? And…”

I glanced at the Divine Hammer Mjolnir.

“Could it be…”

I retrieved the Holy Sword Excalibur from the Item Box.

I tapped Excalibur with the Divine Hammer Mjolnir.
As Excalibur began to glow…

A second Excalibur appeared in mid-air.
Clang, it fell to the ground.

“That’s amazing, Mika-sama! You’ve replicated a legendary holy sword!”

If I use this, I could equip an infinite number of Excaliburs.

“If I replicate Excalibur and equip it to my familiars…”
“We’d have an invincible army!”

Since I can easily create familiars just by harvesting vegetables, and legendary weapons and armor can be replicated easily with the original item.

…Yeah. I could create the ultimate army.

“Let’s do it. They can take care of the monsters.”

At that moment, Felmaa clung to my leg, looking pale.

“Mika-sama! Monster hunting is my duty!”

With teary eyes, Felmaa looked up at me.

“Could it be… am I no longer needed for my duty…?”
“No, no! I just thought it would be easier for you if I let the familiars handle the troublesome monster hunting.”

There are far more familiars than there are of us.
If I equip them with legendary weapons, they should be able to defeat the high-level monsters living in this mountain.

Felmaa wouldn’t need to go out herself.

“But…! If I do that, I would lose the duty you entrusted to me, which is more important than my life!”

I had thought it would be better for my friend’s job to become easier.
But to Felmaa, it seemed like I was taking away her responsibilities, and she didn’t like it.

Maybe if I gave her a role beyond monster hunting, she’d be satisfied.

“How about being my Royal Guard…?”

Felmaa perked up, stopping her tears.
Her tail wagged vigorously.

“Royal Guard… so I would be your protector, Mika-sama!”
“Exactly.”

“I understand! I shall become your Royal Guard, Mika-sama!”

It seemed she was satisfied with that.

“Alright then, I need to replicate some legendary items to equip my familiars…”

But there are so many familiars.
It would be a hassle to replicate items one by one.

Just then, I heard a soft tapping.

“Huh? What’s up, Satsuma-kun?”

Satsuma-kun, the construction leader and potato familiar, pointed at himself.

“Wait, are you saying you’ll handle the replication of the equipment instead?”
“……” Nodding eagerly.

Oh, what a relief.

“However, my lord, familiars cannot wield divine artifacts.”

The Divine Hammer Mjolnir is a divine artifact that can only be equipped by gods.

I searched for a solution using the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) and found a way.

I opened the God App, “Let’s Become Familiars.”
Then… I named the Divine Hammer Mjolnir.

【Satsuma-kun’s Divine Hammer Mjolnir】

I knew that by making an item a familiar, it could be magically enhanced.

I filled in Satsuma-kun’s name as the owner.

“Fubuki, hold out your hand.”
“My hand?”

I placed the Divine Hammer Mjolnir in Fubuki’s hand.
Thud…!

“Whoa!!!!”

The divine artifact was now embedded in the ground.
This proved that only gods could hold it.

“Satsuma-kun, give it a try.”

Satsuma-kun waddled over to the Divine Hammer Mjolnir.
He lifted it effortlessly.

“He lifted it with ease!? A familiar…!? Using a divine artifact!?”

By entering the owner’s name, even those who are not gods can wield divine artifacts.

“Wow… this idea is so brilliant it would make even a genius magic tool craftsman run away.”
“Truly impressive, Mika-sama!”

Alright, let’s keep this momentum going and strengthen my familiars.
Since I have nothing else to do today, it seems like a great way to pass the time.

Crack!
“Hmm? …I think I just heard something crack from inside the Sacoshe…”

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