Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 29

I decided to process the Legendary Weapon that was at home and equip it to my familiars.

In the garden, a multitude of small swords were lined up. Satsuma-kun stood proudly with his arms crossed.

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Evolved Holy Sword Excalibur (Small)
→ An improved version of Excalibur. Its power is the same as the original.
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When I searched for its specifications using the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet), it seemed to be identical to the real Excalibur.

“But how did you manage to create something so small…?”
“I replicated the original Excalibur and used Super Alchemy to resize it.”

With the skill I received from Morrigan’s Divine Hammer Mjolnir, mass-producing and tuning Legendary Weapons was a piece of cake.

“I also mass-produced the shield.”

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Aias Shield (SSS)
→ A shield that nullifies all attacks.
【Skills】
・Absolute Defense
・Defense Power Enhancement
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“To think we could mass-produce such legendary swords and shields in such quantities…”

Fubuki muttered in astonishment.

“Well, I had the real thing on hand.”

Creating a Legendary Weapon from scratch would have been difficult. Even though I could search for the crafting method on the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet), I still needed the materials.

“Now, let’s equip these to the new familiars. Come out!”

With a rustling sound, my familiars approached from the backyard. Leading the way was Onion-kun.

“I named him【Captain Onion-kun】.”

Onion-kun struck a salute pose. The mini-Onions behind him also struck a pose in unison.

I equipped them with the swords and shields crafted by Satsuma-kun.

“Alright, then, Onion-kun. Let’s head into the forest for some hunting.”
“…………” gulp!

With a rustling sound, Onion-kun and the others advanced into the forest.

“Fubuki, I’m going to check on Felmaa, so please take care of the Little Fenrir while I’m gone.”

I left Fubuki and the others behind, accompanied by Felmaa (in her Fenrir form). Felmaa snuggled closely to me.

“Hey, it’s hard to walk like this…”
‘It’s so I can respond immediately if anything happens! I’m sticking close to you, Mika-sama!’

Felmaa, now a royal guard, was determined to protect me from enemies…

But my level was infinite. Honestly, I didn’t think any ordinary monsters could harm me.

Well, I couldn’t just disregard Felmaa’s feelings, so I kept quiet about it.

‘Hmm! I sense the presence of monsters.’

Felmaa had leveled up and acquired the skill Magic Power Detection. It allowed her to investigate the magic power of surrounding monsters and ascertain their locations.

We headed toward the direction where Felmaa sensed the monsters.

“Is that… a snake?”

A massive snake lay within the forest. I decided to look it up on the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet).

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Viper (S)
【Level】500
【Skills】
Dissolving Poison
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“Level 500…?”

Before meeting me, Felmaa’s level was 450. So, that enormous snake was on par with a Fenrir?

‘That is the Northern Magic Serpent.’
“What? What’s that?”

‘It is a Named Monster that claimed the northern side of this mountain as its territory.’

I see, so “Northern Magic Serpent” is its name. My first battle is against a Named Monster. Well, it should be fine. If things go south, I can have Felmaa step in.

“…………” snap!

Captain Onion aimed Excalibur at the Magic Serpent.

‘Grrrraaaah! What are these little things doing here?’

The Magic Serpent could talk. Thinking back, Felmaa, being a Fenrir, could also speak.

It wasn’t surprising that a creature of equal rank (at least originally) like the Magic Serpent could talk too. Captain Onion stepped forward.

‘You came to defeat me, the Northern Magic Serpent? Do you really think you can take me down with those tiny bodies?’

The Magic Serpent opened its mouth wide…

‘Die! 【Dissolving Poison】!’

With a splat! it spewed a mass of poison from its mouth. Captain Onion took the full brunt of the poison.

The poison began to dissolve the ground. It seemed the serpent thought no one would survive in the smoke.

‘What?! No way! You’re unharmed?!’

As the Magic Serpent was astonished, the Onion Brigade stood tall without a single member falling.

“…………” slash!
“「「「「…………」」」」 Ohh!

At Captain Onion’s signal, the Little Onions charged at the Magic Serpent.

‘W-What! Stop!’

Captain Onion sliced through the thick body of the Magic Serpent with a clean cut. Ah, good. It seemed there was no problem.

‘Impossible!? My scales are as hard as Orichalcum! There’s no way a puny sword could cut through them!’

“…………” thwack!

‘You dare say that sword was made by the great goddess?!’

The Onions all leaped at the giant snake, tearing its body apart.

‘Gwaahhhhhhhhhhh!’

The Magic Serpent was reduced to pieces and ceased to move. The Onion Brigade exchanged high-fives with one another.

A multitude of Onion familiars were high-fiving and dancing around. It was quite heartwarming.

“We just took down a Level 500 monster.”
‘Of course! We are familiars blessed with power from the supreme goddess, Mika-sama!’

Please, no need for such grandiose titles. It’s embarrassing…

“With this, it seems I can leave the hunting to them without any worries. Let’s head back.”
‘Yes!’

The Onion Brigade dispersed deeper into the forest.

After a while, Felmaa and I returned to the Log House…

“Hey, didn’t the Log House get a bit bigger?”

In front of the tent, Fubuki stood with the Little Fenrir.

As I returned, the Little Fenrir rushed over to me, circling around me. Their behavior was completely dog-like.

“Fubuki, what happened? The house is bigger now.”
“Those sweet potato familiars were doing some construction work.”

Satsuma-kun and the others saluted me sharply. I had once complained that the house felt cramped when Morrigan stayed over.

It seemed they had taken that to heart and expanded the Log House. With the Divine Hammer Mjolnir, processing the wood was easier and faster than before.

“The potatoes cut the trees, Satsuma-kun processed them, and the other vegetables assembled everything.”

To finish all that while I was out for a walk… Truly, the power of divine artifacts is fearsome.

“Let’s take a look inside.”

We entered the newly expanded Log House. Two additional guest bedrooms had been added.

The living room had also been enlarged. Plus, the indoor bath now had a jacuzzi feature.

The bathtub had grown larger, capable of accommodating three people comfortably.

“Wow… such a big bath… and they even added a jacuzzi.”
“What’s a jacuzzi?”

Fubuki tilted her head in confusion.

“Want to try it out? I worked up a sweat walking.”
“I’m keeping an eye on the Little Fenrir.”

So, it was just Fubuki and me who entered the newly renovated indoor bath.

“Fooooooh!”

Fubuki exclaimed in delight.

“W-What is this?! Water is gushing out from my back with incredible force! And… it feels so good at just the right spot!”

Fubuki flopped down, her ears drooping. It must have felt amazing.

The water flowed perfectly against her waist and shoulders.

“Ah… this feels nice…”

The open-air bath was, of course, the best. However, with the indoor bath, I could enjoy a bath regardless of the weather. I could enter whenever I wanted.

And with the added jacuzzi feature, the enjoyment of the indoor bath had increased.

“…………” sigh.
“Oh, Tomato-kun. You’re so thoughtful.”

Tomato-kun opened a bottle of champagne, likely purchased from KAMIZON.

The cool champagne flowed through my heated body… while being massaged by the jacuzzi.

“Ah… this is luxurious.”
“It feels so good… I’ve never experienced anything like this…”

After we finished bathing, my familiars helped dry me off.

“How was it?”
“It was amazing… I almost lost consciousness several times…”

It seemed Tomato-kun had researched the structure of the jacuzzi on the Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet), and Satsuma-kun had made it a reality.

Satsuma-kun could craft weapons and modify baths; he truly was a master craftsman.

Feeling warm after the bath, I decided to step outside to cool off… when I noticed something.

“Whoa, there’s a terrace now!”

A terrace had been built behind the Log House. It had a table and chairs, making it a perfect spot to relax.

As we sat down in the chairs, about to doze off, that’s when it happened.

Creeeak. Creak.

Huh…?
I looked at my Sacoshe. …Not again.
The Divine Beast Egg had quite a few cracks in it…

Creeeak, crack…

“Huh?”

KRAKAAAAA!

“Peep!”

From the egg emerged a small bird with crimson feathers.

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(Name Not Set)
【Species】Vermilion Bird (Juvenile)
【Level】1
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