Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 9

I enjoyed a delicious meal of grilled meat. The Tomato-kun and the other familiars took care of cleaning up breakfast, including the dishes.

After that, we gathered in the garden of the Log House.

“Well then, let’s convert these monsters into points right away.”

Before me lay a mountain of monster corpses, piled high.

“Though, I have no idea how to convert them into points.”

Ding!

【I have arrived…!!】

A message from the Demi-Goddess popped up. It seemed she had finished her divine duties and was now free.

【Mika-rin, were you eating grilled meat? How nice! Why didn’t you call me? We’re friends, after all!】

Friends? We’ve only known each other for a few days, and we’ve never even met face-to-face.

Becoming friends with someone whose face I’ve never seen feels a bit odd.

【Hmm… I see.】

What does she mean by “I see”…?

【So, you want to convert the monsters into KP. Let’s start the ‘Meru God’ app!】
“Meru God…”

I powered on my smartphone and checked the home screen. The Meru God app was indeed installed.

It looked just like a regular app, similar to Mercari. I wondered if I would get in trouble for this…

【Who would dare scold a being of the highest rank like a God? Wahahaha!】

A being of the highest rank…? For that title, she sure acts a bit… well, whatever.

“I’ve launched the Meru God app.”
【First, take a picture of the monster you want to convert into points.】

“Okay. Felmaa, could you bring one of the monster corpses over here?”

Felmaa nodded and we moved a bit away from the Log House.

‘Is this good?’

Felmaa brought over a massive tiger.

It had red fur and was clearly not an ordinary animal—it was a monster.

“First, let’s take a picture…”

Click!
Whoosh…!

“Whoa. The tiger’s corpse just vanished in an instant!”

In the blink of an eye, the monster disappeared without a trace.

【You see the amount displayed in the app, right?】

~~~~~~
■ Bloody Tiger’s Corpse (New)
・1,000,000 KP
~~~~~~

“…H-Hundred thousand KP…?”

Am I seeing things? No, it clearly says 1,000,000 KP.

The points I received from the God initially were 50,000 KP. To think that one corpse would yield twenty times that amount…

【If you want to trade for 1,000,000 KP, press the ‘Trade’ button.】
“Uh, okay…”

Let’s give it a try. I pressed the button.

Ding!

《God Points have been charged》
《0.5万KP → 100.5万KP》

“That one corpse really is worth 1,000,000 KP…”

I gazed at the mountain of corpses Felmaa had brought. There were not just one or two.

There were ten… no, a hundred of them. If each is worth 1,000,000 KP…

“That’s a total of… one billion KP…!?”

Did I just become a millionaire in an instant…? Without doing anything…?

“Is it really okay to earn money this easily…?”
【Isn’t it fine? The favor you did by helping Fenrir has come back to you as points.】

That’s true… I guess it makes sense.

I should gratefully accept this KP.

“Thank you, Felmaa. Thanks to you, I’ll be able to live comfortably.”
『I’m honored to be of service! Saintess!』

Felmaa wagged her tail joyfully.

“Now, let’s convert the rest into points with the Meru God app. But…”

I looked up at the mountain of monster corpses (estimated to be around 100).

“Do I really have to take a picture of each one… that sounds tedious.”

Just then, I felt a little tap.

“Hm? Oh, Tomato-kun.”

My familiar, Tomato-kun, had somehow climbed onto my shoulder.

“What’s up?”
“…………” nods.

Tomato-kun pointed to himself with his thumb.

“Wait, are you saying… Tomato-kun, will you help me with the listing on the Meru God app?”
“…………” nods vigorously.

“Thank you! That’s a huge help.”

Honestly, taking pictures and listing each one, then pressing the trade button… it was a hassle.

If my familiars could do it for me, that would be fantastic.

“Oh, but I only have one smartphone…”

I could lend it to Tomato-kun, but I really don’t like letting others touch my personal smartphone.

【Why not buy another one?】
“Are smartphones even for sale? On Amazon?”

【I don’t know about Amazon, but KAMIZON sells everything!】

I opened the app.

~~~~~~
・Otherworldly Smartphone
30,000 KP
~~~~~~

They really are selling it. And for 30,000 points, that’s quite a bit.

But, I have 1,000,000 points now, so it’s not a big deal.

“Alright, I’ll buy one.”

Boom!
A cardboard box appeared before me.

The Feruta children sniffed the box with great curiosity.

Nibble, nibble, as Feruta and Feruko chewed on the cardboard.

『Feruta, Feruko! Don’t disturb the Saintess!』

With a snap, Felmaa picked up Feruta and Feruko and moved them away. Meanwhile, Ferumi stayed quietly by my side.

Unlike the mischievous duo, she was very calm.

I opened the cardboard box. Inside was a brand new smartphone.

When I powered it on, it booted up normally. The KAMIZON and other God apps were already downloaded.

“Wait, it’s already got apps installed even though I just bought it… how is that possible?”
【That’s just how it works.】

Well, if that’s the case, there’s nothing I can do about it… I won’t think too deeply about it. It’s a fantasy world, after all. It’s the Demi-Goddess’s doing.

“Alright, Tomato-kun. Use this to list all the monsters Felmaa has hunted on the Meru God app.”
“…………” salutes.

Tomato-kun saluted as if to say, “Leave it to me.” The other familiars gathered around and began to carry the monster corpses down from the mountain.

Tomato-kun took pictures from a high vantage point (having moved there without me noticing) and listed them on the Meru God app.

《God Points have been charged.》

Looking at my smartphone, I saw that my God Points were indeed being charged.

“Isn’t it strange that even if they’re listed from another device, my smartphone still gets the God Points? What’s the logic behind that?”
【That’s just how it works.】

Oh, I see…

The familiars worked diligently, listing the monster corpses on the Meru God app.

《God Points have been charged.》
《God Points have been charged.》
《God Points have been charged.》


The points were accumulating at an astonishing rate. Each monster was indeed worth around 1,000,000 KP.

“Monsters are traded for such high prices, huh…”
【Well, not just any monster would fetch that kind of price.】

The Demi-Goddess said something intriguing.

“What do you mean?”
【The price of a monster increases with its level.】

“So, that means… all the monsters Felmaa brought back are high-level monsters?”
【Exactly.】

《God Points have been charged.》
《God Points have been charged.》
《God Points have been charged.》


My points were skyrocketing at an incredible pace. Why are there so many high-level monsters around?

“Demi-Goddess? Hey, Demi-Goddess?”

The message was marked as read, but she didn’t reply. Is she busy again?

Well, I’ll leave the rest to Tomato-kun and focus on purchasing what I need for my life on KAMIZON.

【★☆I have an important request☆★】

If you think even a little,
“This seems interesting!”
“I can’t wait to see what happens next!”
“I’m excited to see what she buys!”

I would be grateful if you could give me points from the 【☆☆☆☆☆】 below the advertisement!

The number of stars is up to your judgment, but if you give me ★5, it would greatly boost my motivation and be the best support!

I sincerely ask for your cooperation!

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