Volume 1 of “The Incompetent Rascal Prince Wants to Survive” will be released on July 14th!!
See the afterword for details!!!
Also, I’ve posted a new short story, “Scarlet Dress”!
Please check it out as well!!!
“H-h-hawa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!?”
The thing I thought was a cushion was Florencia-sama’s breasts.
Ah, I see. Certainly, with breasts that big, she could easily support a weakling like me, just like the “Incompetent Rascal Prince”… but no way that’s possibleeeeeee!
“S-sorry! I didn’t mean any harm! Really!”
I leaped back from Florencia in one swift motion, performing a beautiful dogeza.
Themis does dogeza often, but I pride myself on being the man who suits it best. After all, this dogeza is for both Florencia and Sandra.
However.
“っ!?”
“Hawa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa…! How awful! How awful!”
The ground suddenly turned into a swamp, swallowing me in my dogeza position.
T-this is… Florencia’s skill!?
“You touched a maiden’s breasts! The filth must be sterilized!”
“Wait, what!?”
Furthermore, Florencia wrapped her right hand in purple flames and slowly approached me.
It feels similar to Lize’s [Hellfire]… haha, you don’t actually intend to burn me, do you? Please tell me I’m wrong.
“You should be burned by the flames of miasma! [Poison Flame]!”
“Nuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?”
The purple flames were released towards my body, and I dove into the swamp to avoid them.
But.
“Gah!? Glug glug…!”
T-this swamp, I can’t float…
“It’s useless! Once you sink into the [Bottomless Swamp], you can never float again!”
What’s with that skill!? It’s scary!
I want to shout that, but I’m already submerged in the swamp up to my head, so no sound comes out.
N-no way… I thought I had avoided all the Ruin flags in EnHaza, but such a trap was set up for me…
Ah… so Harold is going to die in such a nonsensical way as a stepping stone after all…!?
–Zapah!
“Lord Hal! Please hold on!”
“A… S-Sandra…”
Sandra forcibly pulled me out of the swamp and saved me.
It seems that even this swamp is no match for the power of the [Dragon’s Favor].
As proof of that.
“N-no way… my [Bottomless Swamp] should be inescapable. But to forcibly pull him out, that’s strange…”
“You… you dare do such a thing to my Lord Hal, don’t think you’ll get away with this.”
“Hiii!?”
Florencia screamed and trembled, facing the absolute zero gaze and intense bloodlust that contrasted with her bloodstained red eyes.
Sandra, without taking her eyes off Florencia, carried me out of the swamp and drew Balmung.
“Now… despair. I’ll turn you and that worthless Meat into compost for this graveyard.”
“A… Aaa…”
Florencia fell on her butt and retreated, trembling.
As expected, my wife is too strong.
“S-Sandra, you can’t just go around killing people.”
“This woman tried to kill Lord Hal first. There’s no need for mercy.”
“Even so. Besides, it’s my fault.”
I hugged Sandra, who was approaching Florencia step by step, desperately trying to stop her.
The way I was being dragged by her must have looked comical to onlookers.
“…Be grateful to Lord Hal.”
“A… Aaaaa…”
Sandra finally sheathed her sword, but it was too late.
Florencia, terrified, had discharged golden water from her crotch.
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“We are truly sorry.”
I, and Florencia, who had finally regained her composure, were somehow prostrating ourselves while looking at each other. Hmm… her dogeza is quite something…
“I-I didn’t know it was that Prince Harold, I was very rude…”
“N-no, it’s my fault. I’m sorry for… touching your breasts…”
I don’t know what she means by “that,” but it must be some kind of bad rumor.
I became a key player in the Coup d’état and rebuilt this Dehauvalz Kingdom, so I’m no longer called the “Incompetent Rascal Prince,” but among the students at the academy, I’m still treated like a hot potato because of what happened in the past.
“Anyway, can you please raise your head?”
“No, no, please go first…”
“No, no, no, Prince Harold should…”
“No, no, no, no, Florencia-san should…”
“How long are you two going to continue?”
Sandra, who couldn’t stand watching us, glared at us with a fed-up look.
However, I can see a personal grudge from Sandra. Does she hate big breasts that much?
“B-by the way, Florencia-san, why are you in a graveyard? Also, that skin color and those ears…”
“Hawa!? T-that’s right!”
When I asked that to change the awkward atmosphere, Florencia turned pale.
Since she was originally hiding her dark skin and ears, she might be in despair because we saw her true identity.
“P-please! Please keep this a secret!”
“Wawa!?”
Florencia suddenly jumped into my chest and begged with teary eyes.
From this angle, the cleavage of her breasts is jumping into my field of vision, and it’s going to be a big deal in various ways. Mainly my lower body.
“…I understand. I’ll erase your existence so you don’t have to worry anymore.”
“Hiiiiiiiiiiii!?”
Florencia screamed again at Sandra, who suddenly drew Balmung.
Thank you for reading!
To commemorate the release of the book, I will be posting the sequel to the completed story every day from now on, so please look forward to it!
The book “The Incompetent Rascal Prince Wants to Survive” will be released by GA Bunko on July 14th (Sunday)!
Depending on the bookstore, it may be available earlier!
We have made considerable revisions, including Harold’s character settings, so I think everyone who has read the web version will enjoy it!
Also,
・Animate, Gamers, Melonbooks, and BOOK☆WALKER have bonus short stories.
・Melonbooks has a B2 tapestry drawn by Yuzuki-sensei as a paid bonus.
・Gamers has an acrylic charm as a paid bonus.
・Amazon has a linked short story for volumes 1 and 2.
Furthermore! On the back of the book’s obi, there is a QR code for a special short story that you can’t read in the web version!
It’s a must-see to see what kind of end Sandra met in the original Scenario of Engage Hazard!
I know I’m being persistent, but “The Incompetent Rascal Prince Wants to Survive” Volume 1 will be released on July 14th!
You can go to Amazon’s page from the link below!
Please… please buy it!!!
Thank you very much!