Mountain Internet Saintess – Chapter 172

The rare ore excavated from the Floating Island would be used for the sake of the Ende Kingdom.
However, Mithril aside, Orichalcum and Adamantite apparently can’t be processed by ordinary humans.

Except for the (temporary) God.

“I… I’ve realized something,”

The location was the shore of the lake where the fairies lived.
Fairy King Oberon raised his hand and said.

“Realized something?”
“Yes. Why the Gods of the Heavenly Realm don’t descend to the lower world.”

Come to think of it…
Gods basically don’t interfere with the lower world, do they?

“The Divine Power is too strong, so it has a negative impact on the earth. That’s why Gods don’t descend to the lower world… That’s what I learned. Until now, I didn’t really get it. I wondered what the negative impact was…”

“Hmm, hmm.”

Certainly, even if you’re told it’s a negative impact, you’d wonder what specifically it is, right?

“But, thanks to Lord Mika, I understand.”
“Eh, me…?”

“Yes, I’ve realized it more than I wanted to! So this is what the Gods were worried about!”

…Hmm. I don’t really get it…

“That’s right. Being by Mika’s side, I understand it well,”

Eh, Seira also understands…?

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Sinri: Of course, this Sinri also understands (`・ー・´) smug!
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“Eh, then tell me… What on earth is going on?”

Seira and the others exchanged glances.

“Well, if you look at the current situation, it’s obvious.”
“?????????”

“Mika, every time you live and do something, you have a big impact on others, right?”

Certainly, evolving fairies, excavating Orichalcum, and deforming Orichalcum with bare hands.

“See? Just by being there, you inevitably have an impact on others.”
“Ah… I see.”

I’m starting to understand what they want to say.

“So that’s why Gods basically don’t leave the Heavenly Realm. Because they would cause such chaos on the ground and around them.”

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Sinri: Master Mika has finally reached Sinri…!
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Sinri is very surprised.
Even if I’m told it’s a negative impact, I don’t get it.

But most of the people involved with me are either surprised or confused.
Because such a situation that causes confusion could happen, Gods basically maintain non-interference on the ground…

“Eh, so am I having a negative impact on everyone?”
“Hmm… It’s not really a negative impact…”
“I think you’re definitely causing confusion.”

I guess so…
Hmm… Should I not leave the Floating Island unless absolutely necessary in the future?

Well, I don’t mind that. Hooray for a reclusive life.

“Leave the affairs of the lower world to us, and Mika should basically stay holed up.”

Seira seems to agree.

“That’s right. Okay, then I’ll basically stay holed up from now on! So I don’t cause trouble for everyone!”

Seira breathes a sigh of relief.
“Well then, I’ll leave Mika’s care to you, Oberon.”
“Yes… I’ll do my best…”

Oberon looks exhausted.
Is taking care of me that hard…?

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Sinri: Well, of course. After all, you have to appease a baby with power.
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That’s about me, isn’t it?

“It’s hard to look after two babies with power… but I’ll do my best.”

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Sinri: Huh? Two…? (゜Д゜)
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Eh, there are two, right? Me and Sinri (You).

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Sinri: I, I’m a high-performance AI! Where am I a baby with power!?
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“Honestly, Sinri is about the same as Mika. She messes up normally.”
“Even though she has the power of Omniscience, she doesn’t even report, communicate, or consult.”

Sinri is mercilessly retorted by Seira & Oberon…

“Well, let’s just say we’re birds of a feather. Let’s get along well.”

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Sinri: Regret!
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Well, jokes aside.

“Let’s think about how to use this rare ore for the town development of Ende, which is the main topic.”

Hey, Sinri. Search for a method to process Orichalcum.

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Sinri: ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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She’s furious.
She must be really pissed off that she was made fun of. This girl’s pride is uselessly high…

Well, even so, she’s one of my daughters.
I’ll try to cheer her up.

“Ah. I wonder if there’s a high-performance AI with a knowledgeable brain to impart knowledge to ignorant me~?”

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Sinri: I’m here, but? (`・ー・´) smug!
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Is it okay to raise her up so roughly…?
Aren’t you too easy…?

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Sinri: Simple processing method of Orichalcum
→Use the [Super Alchemy] skill installed in the Divine Hammer Mjolnir
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I see…
The Divine Hammer Mjolnir has a Super Alchemy skill that can make anything if there are materials.

“But, Mika. There’s only one Divine Hammer Mjolnir, right?”
“Oh yeah, that’s right.”

Satsuma-kun can be increased because he is a Familiar. But there is only one Divine Hammer Mjolnir.
So, just increasing Satsuma-kun doesn’t make sense.
Ende… now that it has incorporated Madukasu and Dead End, its territory is quite large.

Also, refugees from Geita Niiga are coming one after another.
In any case, with only one Divine Hammer Mjolnir, it is impossible to make all the buildings where the citizens live and the outer walls that protect them out of Orichalcum.

“I doubt whether such a strong defense is necessary…”

Oberon sighs.

“Well, you know, from some bad guys… or something?”
“Isn’t that too vague! Honestly, there’s no way there’s a foolish country that would try to invade a country that has the Supreme God!”

Is that so…? Maybe there is…

“Well, maybe there are guys who envy Ende and try to take its territory, right?”
“Where are they, such idiots!”

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Sinri: It seems like a flag has been raised.
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A flag…? A flag…?

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Sinri: I feel like the early Mika had more intelligence.
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Shut up…

“Because you’ve acquired a convenient life and too much power without any effort, a sad monster has been born: looks like an adult, brain of a child, power of a God, right?”

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Sinri: Brutal, lol
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Well, but Seira is right, so I can’t say anything back…!

“Well, well. Let’s think about how to increase the Divine Hammer Mjolnir.”
“Even so, Mika. There’s no way you can mass-produce Divine Hammers Mjolnir… or rather, Divine Artifacts.”

Seira, a genius Alchemist and Magic Tool craftsman, sighs.

“Why can’t you mass-produce Divine Artifacts?”
“Because humans can’t process Adamantite, which is the source of Divine Artifacts. Gods need to make them themselves.”

I see…
They’re handmade. Then mass production is difficult…

“Oh, that’s right. Seira, you have the Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus)!”

Oberon tilts his head, wondering.

“What is that?”
“It’s a special item called a Divine Familiar Weapon with the Creation skill.”

“Huh!? Wh, what!? A Creation skill!? That legendary one that creates something from nothing!?”

Oberon is shocked. Yes, yes, I know that. It’s amazing.

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Sinri: Master’s senses are completely beyond the scope of humans, lol
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Shut up.
I know that.

“I see. You’re going to mass-produce Divine Hammers Mjolnir with the Creation skill.”
“That’s right.”

If you make them one by one by hand, it will take time after all.
But to some extent, mass-produce the Divine Hammer Mjolnir with the Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus) first.

After that, you can use them to increase the Divine Hammer Mjolnir. (The number of Divine Hammers Mjolnir that can be made increases each time you make them. You can leave that to Satsuma-kun)

“But… doesn’t the Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus) have a limit on the number of times it can be used?”
“It did. The Nose Spa Counter.”

??? A question mark floats in Oberon’s head.

“Wh, what is a Nose Spa Counter…?”
“The Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus) has a specification that the number of times it can be used increases every time Mika surprises someone.”

“I, I don’t understand… I really don’t understand…”

I’ve been told it’s incomprehensible twice…
Certainly, why does the number of times it can be used increase when I surprise people…?

“In the first place, what does that have to do with Nose Spa…?”
“There were various things…”
“Even Seira is giving up on explaining!?”

In short, that’s it.
The mechanism is that the Nose Spa Counter turns every time I surprise someone or mess up.

Even after explaining that, Oberon can’t understand, saying, “What are you talking about…?”
“Come to think of it, what’s the ‘Nose-Spurt Counter’ at now?”
“It’s not ‘Nose-Spurt Counter’, it’s the Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus), right? I haven’t used it lately, so I don’t know how high it is…”

Seira summoned her Divine Familiar Weapon, the Omniscient Cauldron (Trismegistus).

It took the form of a Beckoning Cat, with the number of uses displayed on the gold coin it held.

【999】

“Nose-Spurt Counter 999!?”

Eh, have I screwed up 999 times!?

“999 times…”

Fairy King Oberon was beyond stunned, he was speechless.

“Well, isn’t that about right…? Mika is always surprising Oberon and the others.”

Seriously…?

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