Kaida-kun has decided to support my activities.
I got two hundred million yen. Kaida-kun’s financial power is insane… He’s that rich, huh?
Well, I guess he is the founder of a major company.
Anyway, Kaida-kun offered to drive us to Nagano Prefecture, where the Fairy Flowers are supposed to be.
“Whoa-ho-ho! It’s a limo, a liiimo!”
We’re riding in a long, luxurious car.
It even has super fluffy sofas, a table, and drinks.
Even though we’re supposed to be in a car, there’s absolutely no shaking, and I can’t even hear the engine. So this is… a luxury car!
“Ahhh… Master… I think I could get used to this side forever~”
Sinri is lying down on the sofa.
She’s propped up on her elbow, eating Shine Muscat grapes.
“Isn’t it great? Being kept by a rich person. We wouldn’t have to work for the rest of our lives~”
“No, no… we have to go back.”
“Honestly, I don’t really have that strong a desire to go back, you know~”
“Kiriko-chan is waiting for you over there.”
“She’ll come if I call her, right? The Dimensional Teleportation Device is over there, after all.”
…I wonder. Kiriko-chan did say she didn’t have any lingering attachments to this world.
But… if her friend Sinri called her, she might just come.
“Ah, we don’t need Tenri, though.”
『I wouldn’t mind if you stayed over there forever either.』
“Ah, Tenri~”
A monitor appears before my eyes.
“Isn’t this great? It’s a limo, you know? It even comes with delicious fruit. And it’s free! Isn’t it awesome~”
『Get fat, get hyperglycemia, and die.』
“Yeah, yeah, I won’t die~. I won’t get fat~.”
『Actually, it seems your weight has increased by 1kg compared to yesterday.』
“Wha-!? What did you say…!?”
Well, after eating that much this morning…
“M-Mamaster! What should I dooo!”
What’s ‘Mamaster’? Does she mean Mama + Master…?
“Exercise.”
“I don’t want to! That’s one of my top three things I don’t want to do!”
Top three things she doesn’t want to do…
“What are the others?”
“Studying and labor.”
She was the epitome of sloth…
“So, Tenri. What’s up?”
『I’ve sent armaments to your ■(Box).』
“Armaments? You mean weapons?”
『Yes.』
Weapons…
“Speaking of which, sending them to the ■(Box)? Can’t I just retrieve them?”
『No, after searching with Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet), it was found that transfers using the ■(Box) don’t work across dimensions.』
The ■(Box) allows me to retrieve my possessions from anywhere.
But apparently, that doesn’t work when crossing between different worlds.
“Huh, is that so~”
“What do you mean, ‘is that so’…? Hey, figure that stuff out beforehand. It’d be bad if we couldn’t use it when a fight actually breaks out, right?”
“Eh…? Why would Master use weapons? With magic………… Ah.”
This girl… did she forget that my powers are weaker than usual here…?
She should have been there when I talked about it…
『Did you forget, pig?』
“Pig…!? Are you trying to say your big sister is plump like a pig and cute, you little brat!”
『I meant pig in the sense of just eating and sleeping.』
“Keeeh! Sinri-chan doesn’t just eat and sleep! I do lots of things!”
『Oh? For example?』
Sinri went silent…
Wow… she’s so bad at comebacks…
“Maaaster~. Tenri’s bullying me~”
『Immediately runs crying to Master. What even are you? What can you even do? You ignorant, incompetent fool.』
“Now even the ‘Omniscient’ part has been stripped away!?”
Sorry, Sinri… I honestly can’t deny it…
Forgive your mother for thinking it was a perfect nickname.
“So, why did you send armaments?”
I assume she sent them using the Dimensional Teleportation Device.
『According to my search, it seems there are enemies in Japan.』
“Enemies… could it be, Monsters?”
『Yes. Monsters, and powerful Otherworld Reincarnators who came here.』
Ah… Niekawa-san mentioned that, didn’t he? That quite a few people have come here from the other world.
I heard about that, but Monsters?
“Are Monsters really coming over here?”
『Yes.』
“Seriously…? I’ve never seen any, though.”
Maybe I haven’t seen them because the Public Security Bureau is taking care of them.
“Apparently, Yokai are Monsters, you know.”
Sinri says. What…?
“Yokai?”
“Yeah, yeah. You know, things like Kappa or Ittan-momen, those kinds of Yokai, or strange phenomena. Apparently, their true identity is Monsters that reincarnated from the other world.”
Sinri was… surprisingly using Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet)!
“S-Sinri, what’s gotten into you…? Suddenly saying something sensible.”
“I am always sensible, though…?”
Is she? Maybe. I wonder…
『As my idiot sister says, Monsters seem to have flowed over here since ancient times. Yokai, Youma, Kaii… the names differ, but…』
I see… so those mysterious beings weren’t just stories, but were reverse-imported from another world.
“So, because there are Yokai and Otherworld Reincarnators here, you sent armaments as countermeasures. Is that it?”
『Exactly.』
I open the ■(Box).
Inside are small knives and tiny staves.
“Aren’t there stronger weapons? Like, Excalibur or something.”
『Engage your brain before speaking.』
“Nwaaanii! What’s that supposed to mean! Are you calling me stupid!”
There, there, I soothe Sinri.
“Sinri, there’s a law called the Sword and Firearms Control Law here, okay? If you swing around a real sword, you’ll get arrested.”
“But we have the Public Security Bureau backing us here, don’t we?”
“Having police authority backing us and being allowed to break the law aren’t the same thing.”
“Muu… Reality is hard to live in. Maybe I really do prefer the other side~”
Honestly, her mind changes so quickly…
『Be especially careful in Nagano; there are many Monsters there.』
“Oh? Why?”
『Monsters lurk in steep mountains, deep forests, and places hidden from public view.』
I see… If they’re spotted by people, the Public Security Bureau will exterminate them. So they hide in the mountains.
“Master, Master. Even if enemies come, it’s okay. Sinri-chan will use Omniscient and Omnipotent (Internet) to look up enemy info lickety-split! And assist you in battle!”
I pat Sinri’s head reassuringly.
“Sinri, if a fight breaks out, you hide in the car, okay? There’s no one here to protect you.”
“You don’t have to tell me that, I know already. Don’t worry, if a fight starts, I’ll hide right away and make sure not to get in the way.”
Tenri chimed in, 『Try not to get in the way when there isn’t a fight, either.』
“I’m not getting in the way, right? Master?”
“I wonder how much longer until we reach Nagano~”
“Master!? I’m not getting in the way, right!? Right!?”