The Guard Who Was Supposed to Lose – Chapter 16

Episode 16: The Doomed Jailer, Up Close and Personal

Finally freed from Marisela, I immediately headed to the dungeon.

“Eret!! I need you to make something urgently—”

“Ah, it’s already done.”

“Huh?”

Eret passed a leather bag through the bars of the cell.

Inside were various tools, including a High Potion.

“H-How…?”

“I knew you’d say you were going to rescue her. It was a few days earlier than I anticipated, though.”

“Whoa, that’s amazing.”

“Fufufu, that’s right. I’m a genius, you see. I’m incredible.”

Eret puffed out her chest proudly.

“Wouldn’t it have been a complete waste if I hadn’t been in the mood?”

“Probably. But I thought you would make that choice sooner or later. That’s why I prepared it. Now, let’s go save our friend together.”

“Eret-san…”

Saying that, Eret opened the cell door herself and came out.

Seeing that, I said one thing.

“When did you make a spare key? I’ll confiscate it for now.”

“Waaah.”

“And, are you coming with me!?”

“Of course. Besides, you don’t have any knowledge of the human territories, do you?”

“Ugh.”

Certainly, in “PuriHiiro,” the detailed locations of countries weren’t shown.

It was more like the settings just existed.

So, it was obvious that I’d get lost if I suddenly entered human territory.

“I can guide you. And, I’d like you to return the things that were confiscated when you captured me.”

“E-Eh? U-Um, well, I guess it’ll be fine if no one finds out?”

And so, I headed to the Demon Lord’s Castle’s warehouse with Eret.

The Demon Lord’s Castle’s warehouse had all sorts of things.

Weapons and armor taken from enemies were just thrown in haphazardly.

Unless you had a hobby of collecting rare weapons and armor like Lucifiel, most Demonkin only saw that much value in the things they took.

The items confiscated when Eret attacked should be there too.

…I’ll probably get scolded later. I’ll definitely get scolded.

“Oh, there it is. My ‘Prototype Ultimate Invincible Golem-kun No. 58 Super’.”

“…Couldn’t you have come up with a better name?”

“Oh, are you dissatisfied? I rather like it, though.”

A huge object with an unusual presence was sitting in the center of the warehouse.

A humanoid weapon that was probably ten meters tall.

It had appeared in the game, but seeing the real thing was a whole different level of imposing.

Eret called it a Golem, but its appearance was completely like a giant humanoid robot from a sci-fi movie.

“It was worth repairing it bit by bit every night. It looks like it can move right away.”

“…I’m not going to comment on anything anymore, okay?”

Judging from her words, Eret had been secretly sneaking out of her cell at night to repair this Golem.

How had she not been found out until now…?

Was Eret’s escape skill that high, or were the senior jailers and I just not suited to the job?

“What are you spacing out for? Get in.”

“Eh? I-Is it okay?”

“Of course, it’s much faster to move around in this, isn’t it?”

“Ah, then, I’ll, I’ll get in.”

I was urged by Eret to get into the “Prototype Ultimate Invincible Golem-kun No. 58 Super.”

I said a lot of things, but after all, a big humanoid weapon is a bundle of romance that boys all over the country admire.

I was a little excited.

However, this Golem was tuned by Eret for her own use.

It seemed quite cramped for two people to ride in.

“U-Um, it’s a little cramped.”

“It’s made to fit my body size. Well, you should be able to barely fit if you sit on my lap.”

“Eh? A-Ah, wait—”

Eret sat on my lap in the cockpit.

Her small but firm and soft butt was pressed against my sensitive and important area.

In the dark and cramped space, I was in zero-distance contact with a beautiful girl with a glare.

I couldn’t help but feel a little flustered.

“Hmm, this is troublesome. We can’t put on the seatbelt with two people. Rugasussu-kun, I’m sorry, but could you hold my body with your arms?”

“Eh?”

For a moment, I didn’t understand what she was saying.

“W-With my arms, you mean?”

“Yes, like hugging me from behind. Hurry up.”

“Y-Yes, ma’am.”

I put my arms around Eret’s slender waist.

She was delicate and small, and her body felt like it would break if I hugged her too tightly.

…Gulp.

When I thought about it calmly, I realized I was in an incredible situation.

Was it because I was thinking too much? My buddy was getting harder and harder.

Eret, please don’t notice!!

My wish was in vain, as Eret noticed it in a second.

“Oh? …Rugasussu-kun.”

“I-I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.”

I apologized repeatedly.

“No, you don’t have to worry about it. I’m just surprised that you’re getting excited by a meager body like mine.”

“M-Meager? That’s not true… I think you’re small and cute.”

“…Fufu, is that so? I’m cute, huh? You’re saying something nice.”

Eret’s cheeks slightly relaxed at my words.

This is bad. This is definitely bad. At this rate, I’ll die from my heart pounding so hard.

“I wouldn’t mind if you held me.”

“Eh? Hah!?”

“I’ve been wondering if it’s possible for Demonkin and humans to mate.”

“W-Wait, please, please take better care of your body!!”

“Hmm. That’s unfair. I said it’s okay because it’s you. Don’t think of me as a woman who’d spread her legs for anyone.”

E-Eh!? What does that mean!?

“Besides, yours is big. It’s several times bigger than the goblin’s I saw before.”

“W-Wait, don’t touch it!?”

“…Hmm. It feels like I’ve become a man when I do this.”

Eret moved her butt, sandwiching my buddy with her thighs and touching it.

And, just before I was about to reach the peak.

“Oops. We can’t be doing this, can we? Let’s go save Kati-something-chan quickly.”

“Eh? A-Ah, y-yes ma’am.”

“What’s wrong? You look like you want something.”

Eret said teasingly.

Without a doubt, Eret knew what she was doing when she said that.

Damn, she’s so cute.

Even with Marisela and Eret, they suddenly put me in an erotic mood…

Could this be my lucky streak with women!?

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Afterword
A trivial side story

Author: “This kind of situation is the most effective.”

Lugas: “It’s bad for my heart…”

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